Haircut

His girlfriend needs EN-TER-TAIN-MENT and wanted me to come over and I said Noooooo!

ATROCIOUS

She nearly impaled herself.

I'd never known anyone to impale themselves at a barbecue. 

She almost impaled herself on the barbecue.

I could barely keep my eyes open.

Like I've got nothing better to do than to go over to your place

That was when I started to kiss Kent.

She needs EN-TER-TAIN-MENT. You don't say that to someone. If you even like someones attention, you wouldn't even. I mean, can you even IMAGINE a girl saying that to someone? 

Okay, that's going to get rid of a lot of the bulk and I'm going to take that right up shorter...

You're just going to have to trust me on this one.