I was so excited.
I can't remember why.

Why is he never the one I want?

Unrequited Love is a Bastard

I love you
but you don't love me back
I know this is a clichè
but I don't give a crap.


I'd let you sleep with other chicks
cause I think that's romantic
when you come home and say you love me
and I'm better than any other girl you fancy.


I know I'm not a girly girl
and my hair sometimes looks bad
but I promise if we date
the blowjobs will be the best you ever had.


I'm really weird and strange
and I'm arty and you're not
but I can't see how that matters
when we have the greatest snogs.


I want you
please just give me a chance
take me to a world
where we don't have to wear pants.


If we were together
then I'd do most anything
I'd cut up all your weed for you
so we could share the zing.


I'd never leave you all alone
(unless you wanted to)
and I'd never sleep with anyone else
(unless you were there too).


We'd sit and talk and play and laugh
and be happy all the time
and then I'd do that thing you like
and blow your freaking mind.


Unrequited love is a bastard
and it hurts because I know
we never would have lasted.

It's one of those days
where your life flashes before your eyes
and you wonder why any of it happened at all.