There Ain't No Toothpaste Comin' Out That Tube (country song)

There ain't no toothpaste comin' out that tube
oh there's nothin' left to squeeze or unscrew
I'm sorry but there's nothin' left to do
it's too late but i'll try the shops real soon.

I'm sorry I should have checked up on the date
I could have sworn there was plenty left in the Colgate
and I know things like this make ye quite irate
but its always there
never need to care
till it's just too late.